January 2012
01/01/2012,12:01AM
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
New year, new theme :) still tweaking...
“I would like to be friends with this person,” I say as I continue to not talk to them but instead like every single one of their posts.
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman’s blog (via thebooksremindus)
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
thatsmynamenotmystory asked: AHH, definately one of my favourite blogs this year! Thanks for everything you post hun, it makes my day <3
December 2011
Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
Me:
Attractive Male:
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Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
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Attractive Male:
Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Billie lol
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[walks into chair]
me: sorry
chair:
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